Us Pakistanis, we take our tea and our language very seriously! No matter how silly our words might sound, we know what we’re talking about and today, the netizens are sharing how we have a special language of our own when it comes to certain things and how they’re readily acceptable as if they’re a part of our dialect!
In Pakistan, every diaper is called pamper. https://t.co/eq0mR1b4qS
— shawarma lahme (@RizwanPehelwan) April 19, 2020
“Yar saniplast hai kisi ke pas?”
in pakistan, every bandage is called saniplast https://t.co/sazLMQr44E
— anoora's gobi falooda/ farooq stan account (@lvnkhao) April 19, 2020
You name it!
In Pakistan, every plastic bag is 'shoppar' https://t.co/FMZh3ApTz5
— Azra Naqvi (@Azradical) April 19, 2020
“Yar botal shotal toh mangwao”
In Pakistan, every soft drink is “botal” https://t.co/rubSchl83W
— Mina Malik-Hussain (@cyclestand4) April 19, 2020
“Yar ladies ko rasta dedo”
In Pakistan, every woman is a "ladies"
— — (@aimhsen) April 19, 2020
FACTS!
In Pakistan, every pan asian restaurant is called Chinese
— OFarrr (@omerfar00q) April 19, 2020
“Yar yeh parcel TCS kerwadoh Leopard ke through”
In pakistan every courier service is called tcs
— ڳوٺاڻي (@gothaani) April 19, 2020
True that!
In Pakistan all Engine Oils are Mobil Oil.
— twittwit (@LoopyTwittwit) April 19, 2020
Yeh cheez!
In Pakistan every Security guard, Gardner and Driver is called Chacha.
— فاطمة (@fatimahmbaig) April 19, 2020
Haha, guilty!
In Pakistan every petroleum jelly is called 'vaseline'. https://t.co/mixymO3iwc
— Maida Farid (@maidaFarid_) April 19, 2020
“Yar uhu hai tumhare pas?”
In Pakistan all glue is UHU
— fuck the govt and fuck boris (@luminous__x) April 19, 2020
“Mazda book kerwalun picnic ke liye?”
And every 18 passenger vehicle is 'mazda'
— American Jatt (@recklessmohar) April 19, 2020
Lol!
Every dishwashing bar is "lemon max"
— anfat_1 (@1Anfat) April 19, 2020
Can’t argue with that!
In Pakistan, any car with a basic ass spoiler and a loud exhaust is a sports car https://t.co/tD3qPqsdtn
— Honda Civic 2006 (@slightlyused8) April 19, 2020
“Knorr wali Maggie dena bhai”
In Pakistan, every 2 minute noodle is "maggie" https://t.co/y01E85clEI
— Alina (@AlinaManiar) April 19, 2020
Or even Haji sahab!
In Pakistan any person with beard is "Molvi" https://t.co/zji4mpQ8Ve
— Mukhtiar Khan (@Mukhtiarkhan678) April 19, 2020
“Woh meri dhoor ki cousin hai”
In Pakistan, every relative's child is " cousin " https://t.co/3VIxJ0uODn
— T. (@talheyyyyy) April 19, 2020
We feel attacked!
in pakistan, every kid is a disappointment https://t.co/UHJxTXbOtW
— bch (@bchplsss) April 20, 2020
Can’t beat this!
In Pakistan, every conspiracy is ”Yahodi shazish” https://t.co/A2V7S2SwgR
— Mahwish Fakhar (@MahwishFakharQ) April 19, 2020
“Nazar utaaro iski, theek ho jayegi”
In Pakistan, every disease is Nazar .. https://t.co/Pk9VGRmgsI
— ЯÎZVÄЙ (@iRizvaan) April 19, 2020
It’s only black or white, nothing in between!
Botal chahye?
Haan
Black ya white? https://t.co/DQ8Z2MfOqt— Tfw (@abey_yaar_) April 19, 2020
Don’t hit us like this with facts please 😭
In my family anyone under 45 with an opinion is called badtameez https://t.co/6r6Dyu0agY
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) April 19, 2020
Hum aur humari dawayein!
In Pakistan, every burn medication is known as Burnol. https://t.co/q3SPTYMyZ0
— ST (@shobz) April 19, 2020
Hahahahahaha 😂
In India, anyone with a dimple is called Preity Zinta. https://t.co/YoWEH7akaH
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) April 19, 2020
“Surf lana mat bhoolna!”
Every detergent is Surf https://t.co/iIym84Ti2X
— Ali (@themaholupper) April 19, 2020
“Mortein lagalo”
In pakistan, every mosquito killer is mortein https://t.co/eWboVffdaR
— Abu Shalwar (@Abu_Shalwar) April 19, 2020
“Chalo cheez leke aatay hain”
In Pakistan, every snack is called “cheez” https://t.co/GgULgjEQnN
— Patakha (@Naimesss) April 19, 2020
Also, chadda!
In pakistan shorts are called nikar https://t.co/XeIJSIVHSe
— beaconhouse hate acc (@garbishhh) April 19, 2020
Yar 😂
In pakistan, every pad is called always.
— Atif (@atifmtz) April 19, 2020
“Mirchein teiz hain saalan mei”
In Pakistan, every spice apart from garam masala is called "mirchein" https://t.co/h279bD6b6h
— 💤 (@itszeynabbb) April 19, 2020
Yar, sorry, conveyance issue hai”
In Pakistan, every mode of transport is called 'conveyance' https://t.co/mWhMPTDjOt
— Azra Naqvi (@Azradical) April 19, 2020
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