Oh how much do we miss our school days, and if you’re anything like us, we know the quarantine boredom has you thinking about the good old school days!
Reminiscing their school life, the netizens are sharing the iconic dialogues that their teachers used to say and they’re guaranteed to remind you of every teacher who has taught you:
In school after forgeting to bring
homework : why didn't you forget to bring yourself to school?
Likeee https://t.co/59jsMnMldD pic.twitter.com/AKxnlyHvux— Fatima123🌸 (@Fatimayyy123) April 13, 2020
Every teacher to literally every batch:
you're the worst batch I've ever seen https://t.co/nBSCw1vNwe
— nimray (@Allahkibandiii) April 13, 2020
Ooof, the burn!
Had an Urdu teacher back in school who used to say, "agar aap log Pakistan ki cream hain to doodh main zaroor koi kharabi hai" https://t.co/pz2z52u7sm
— Sundar Waqar (@sundar_waqar) April 15, 2020
When the teacher caught us laughing:
"Would you like to share the joke with the class" https://t.co/FcKuavZB2G
— م (@muna_raz) April 14, 2020
The section rivalry:
“Section A!!! Main abhi abhi Section B se ho ke aa rahi hun and honestly Section B aap logoun se zyaada acha hai” https://t.co/Hk23alcmgK
— Sy (@RonaAarahaHai) April 15, 2020
Facts and only facts:
"Your friends won't give a shit about you after matric"
Facts though xx. https://t.co/b7qauqmdi9
— Martial Mata's.✨ (@ammarah_07) April 14, 2020
Itna shor kyun ho raha hai:
Class hai ya fish market https://t.co/YXQ36C5mEc
— 🤗 (@MeemsyMariyam) April 15, 2020
Oh, the vicious cycle!
“If you don’t understand, I will explain it as many times as needed”
Me: ma’am I don’t understand, please can you explain it again
Teacher: I just explained that, it’s not my fault that you weren’t paying attention! https://t.co/TFUc8im7x9— 💳 finesser of the professor (@_Rraees) April 14, 2020
Sorry ma’am:
If you are not interested mark the attendance and leave https://t.co/59jsMnMldD
— Fatima123🌸 (@Fatimayyy123) April 13, 2020
Ja tujhay maaf kiya~
completely off topic but I couldn't resist myself from sharing this meme 😂 https://t.co/nBSCw1vNwe pic.twitter.com/ME7ExxSkCN
— nimray (@Allahkibandiii) April 13, 2020
Some of these teachers are straight up savage!
Aesi shakalo or harkato ke saath tw shadi hona mushkil hai isliye parhai mein dil lagale. https://t.co/9H40Buo5la
— Hareem. (@haque_hareem) April 15, 2020
Ab in sub ka khaanay se kya taaluq yar?
Homework Karna bhool Gaye?
Khana Khana bhooltey ho? https://t.co/UZa9W77XXy
— Emotionally Distant Miss Mir (@NimraMir) April 13, 2020
Copy ghar bhool gaye? Khana khana bhoolty ho? https://t.co/YXQ36C5mEc
— 🤗 (@MeemsyMariyam) April 15, 2020
Ghussa!
Ab agar peechay se kisi ki awaaz ayi na tou puri class ko bahar kardena hai maine https://t.co/BQNJEPWG0m
— Zain. (@drugskarao) April 15, 2020
Oops!
"I will see you in the future!" — Mr Shakoor, Professor of Electrical Engineering.
Upon classmates informing him that it was I who made the lion roars from the back benches while he explained function of the synchronous motor. pic.twitter.com/eQmk7KD4Gl
— Musharraf Ali Farooqi (@microMAF) April 15, 2020
There’s always that one teacher:
“Both of you three, GET OUT” https://t.co/OAB8Q6AXdo
— Manahyl (@manahylk) April 15, 2020
Haha, on point!
“Know your enemy!! That’s why I already know each and every detail of everyone sitting in this class right now”
Public Sector Management teacher at Civil Services Academy https://t.co/liQajyhxDB
— Qurat-ul-ain Zaidi (@annyzaidi) April 15, 2020
Lmao, airforce!
“Open the window and let the airforce come in”
Anon physics teacher at Aitchison College mistaking airforce for fresh air. https://t.co/Qj1uOLdnVy
— Reza Ali (@RezaAli1980) April 15, 2020
Will you?
"Time will pass, will you pass?" – my math teacher, an intellect https://t.co/dDAXpqLA8x
— Hadiya. 🌻 (@hadiiyyaq) April 15, 2020
We dig a teacher who’s good at making jokes:
“What is Communism?
….
Is it a Chinese dish?” https://t.co/8tkb9zwc2q
— H (@hiriipaaaye) April 15, 2020
Yar 😂
‘Aap sab ko high court ke bahar pappar ki rehri bhi koi nahin laganay de ga’ – @RezaAli1980
After we had all failed to do our compulsory reading for a criminal law class. https://t.co/Id9hVmi1nc
— Z🐾 (@TandooriMurghi) April 15, 2020
Buri baat!
Our Urdu teacher was retired professor. The peeps used to hide his distant vision glasses so that he couldn’t spot anyone making funny sounds.
He used to say “itnay na-maqool bachay Maine aj tak nahi dekhay.”
We used to laugh at the word na-maqool. https://t.co/KWeqXPhuHk
— Syed Ali Aqa (@SyedAliAqa) April 15, 2020
Ouch!
Me: Late from class and trying to sneak in while the teacher is facing the black board.
Teacher: Turns around, spots me and says, "gentleman you are too early for the next class, get out!" https://t.co/pmF3xEqO0d— Mohsen I. Khan (@mohsinislamkhan) April 15, 2020
Haha, classic!
“Shame on all of you” https://t.co/jpejZGQjyg
— wonderbano (@kalashankauf_) April 15, 2020
Ummm?
"How do you differentiate between clay and silt during soil exploration?
You taste the soil, if it is smooth, it is clay.
If it dies kutch kutch, it is silt"Soil mechanics professor in uet lahore. https://t.co/kpqiPwf7pb
— Murva (@Murva13) April 15, 2020
You can literally hear this tweet:
"This place is a fish market"
"This is goingst to be"
"Gud maarnin and asaalamalaikam we have alaaat of wark to do"
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Note: this exactly how they said it.. https://t.co/pTfnm8uhf9— ֆʏռȶɦɛȶɨƈ ֆօʊʟ (@expeditingdeath) April 15, 2020
Nai tang kerna tha na itna:
My home tutor one day got so frustrated at me, said……"naam mei Ameeruddin…..laikin parhai mei bilkul Ghareebuddin" lolzzz……she wasn't even that wrong 😅 https://t.co/j0AAQDhw9i
— Ameer Z. (@1RovingNomad) April 15, 2020
Because it never happens 😂
I want pin drop silence…
LOL idk why that line cracks me up https://t.co/wKUCFxeuXB
— Itnasarah (@itnasarah) April 15, 2020
Baat toh sach hai:
Urdu teacher in school: "Ye jo aapke umar hai, isse dugna mera tajarba hai!" – Quite strict, but otherwise a very good teacher. https://t.co/pX1Hy4ZXIP
— Zoaib (@thisiszoaib) April 15, 2020
Ooooof!
My 6th grade maths teacher would yell ‘Sorry!’ when she was scolding us only to follow up with ‘Go get some common sense from Sunday Bazar’ https://t.co/l25LTEdZHI
— Nusair Teli (@NusairTeli) April 15, 2020
Every maths teacher!
X ko bolo come here, y ko bolo go there https://t.co/QidCYE1aTL
— Paki-stan (@ankhail_) April 15, 2020
What do you remember your teachers saying? Let us know in the comments below!
Kal se ap dono sath nahi bethengi..
Our English teacher gave us essays for homework, but I always wrote them in school copying my friends ideas and my teacher used to say this every time she read our essays:
“Great minds think alike.”